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CSI:NY creates VB GUI to track IP's
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"I'll create a GUI interface in Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address"


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Ha! How long would it take for the writers to find out what would be required to actually trace an IP addy? I'm sure CBS has an IT department: give those guys a call and pick their brains a little. Is that not doable?


written by shuac  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'll make you a command-line interface using fortran, this will certainly sound smart and technical. Duuuurrrrrr.


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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"Get me some lettuce, and I'll count to potato, then we'll find grandma." Epic win!


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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That's so hilarious. Why do they add so many details that just sound stupid? She could have just said "I'll see if I can trace the IP" or whatever. I guess they thought they'd sound all tech savvy.

Reminds me of that clip from the show Life where someone hid his secret Excel spreadsheets in a videogame, but you could only access them by playing really well. Anyone know which vid I'm talking about? I searched like crazy but can't find it.


written by lucky760  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Complete crap.

EVERYTHING'S got a gooey interface. Some more gooey than others.


written by Payback  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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tard buckets


written by messenger  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Honestly though... this was 'scripted' for people like me... that sounded pretty fancy to me... I mean i have no idea what she is talking about...


written by Januari  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Upvote for counting to potato on its own, no need to even watch the video!

That was pure gibberish...


written by spoco2  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Januari:
Honestly though... this was 'scripted' for people like me... that sounded pretty fancy to me... I mean i have no idea what she is talking about...


Noone has. GUI is an acronym for Graphical User Interface, IE the buttons, windows and stuff you see in Windows is the GUI of Windows.

Visual Basic is a simplified programming language, and it can actually be used to create GUI's but it makes no sense to do so to track an IP. Its a bit like changing the windscreen to get your car started.




written by BicycleRepairMan  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah that'll work - Actually better yet, save time and download the internet to a floppy.


written by Zonbie  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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The best Graphical User Interfaces are the ones that are interfaces! I refuse to use GUIs that are not interfaces!


written by chilaxe  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Incidentally the last version of Visual Basic was released in 98...


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^gwiz665:
Incidentally the last version of Visual Basic was released in 98...


Yes and no. Today, Visual Basic is distributed in the Visual Studio packages.

Oh, and I upvoted this for the "tits" word balloon that shows up at 10 seconds.




written by Stingray  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah, I just installed VB 2008 Express. I have been using VB6 forever.

And hell, I would shoot over to my linux box for any IP fun to be had.


written by CrushBug  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Product placement.


written by rougy  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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they want to sound technical so they use the word "basic"?????

by the way, i love putting the G in GUI, it's my job, i always wanted to do one of those hollywood codebreaking GUI's with the spinning wireframe globes and the warping hexagons and the numbers going clackety clack like a fruit machine, inexplicably rendered in an oldskool LCD style typeface.


written by MINK  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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"Its a bit like changing the windscreen to get your car started."

Epic win.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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*terrible


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by MarineGunrock.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I hate when the writers of TV shows use a book of Mad Libs for their script.

"I'll use the JAVA to find an ABIST to track down the PENIS."


written by thinker247  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I wish I could upvote the summary too


written by burdturgler  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Would not have up voted this vid without the summary. Nicely done.


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written by DavidRaine  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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i love making graphical user interface interfaces


written by Mi1ler  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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I say for punishment, we make the writers of the show write the rest of the season using VI. That'll teach 'em.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It's frickin CSI. They can't even represent crime scene investigation properly and it's their namesake.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I CODE DIAMONDS WITH MY CUPCAKE!


written by sillma  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It's so ridiculous I had to watch 50 times.


written by Farhad2000  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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Hey there smarty pants, it's "vi" in fact it won't run or even be recognizable as "VI".


written by joedirt  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^joedirt:
Hey there smarty pants, it's "vi" in fact it won't run or even be recognizable as "VI".


This is true. It's been so long since I've used it.




written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS! I need a GUI interface in VB patch, or maybe some gum.


written by thinker247  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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They could have just downloaded Visual Route. - it even gives you a graph of all the hops!

Because in order to trace an IP you have to have an IP to trace.

But you can use Pomcry application to scan a network, or subnetwork to find active hosts.

or you can use Wire Shark and etterCap to make yourself you computer the router.. and see all traffic coming through that router (This is called Man in the Middle).

EDIT: upon watching again... it gets even more stupid. All they had to do is look at the blog's posting logs.. and find the computes IP address. Then trace it, and after that they have to figure out if the person is behind Seven Proxies or using a public computer. Because then it could be impossible to track them down.


written by NordlichReiter  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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^i love how this thread ended.


written by MINK  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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lmao at the annotation!


written by Zonbie  | 1 month ago | CH
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