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alien_concept (Member Profile)
You know you're a good egg, right? And you're a smart egg too, because you know I've been drinking. Again.

But you're still one of the best chicks out there. Not just in cyberspace, but the whole fucking universe. And when I wake up sober (and hung over) tomorrow morning, I'll write it again.

If nothing else, take the compliment. Why not? Do you think you don't deserve it? I may be inebriated right now, but just like Forrest Gump, I know what love is.

Stun.

(No silly asterisk. I also know what the real world is.)

You don't need to respond in kind. I'm not looking for reciprocity. Not an itinerary confirmation number from Expedia. Not a commitment of any kind. Just honesty.

Sorry if I've embarrassed you already, but that's how I roll. Words first, recriminations later. Thankfully I subscribe to Word of the Day. And that I've met you.

John

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
God, I fucking love it when you get drunk

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
LOL! You just figured that out!?

Okay, okay; I'm done laughing at you. You are one of my favorite chicks. Period. Not just online, but offline too. Not just in Britain, but the whole fucking planet. I love your direct, honest style. You don't pull any punches; you just tell it like it is. (Quite surprising for someone of British ancestry. Most Brits rely on sarcasm and dry humor to effetely express their opinions, but not you. In other words, you're a Brit with a dick. (Wait, that's not good for a chick, is it?))

Okay, if you've had enough of my American wiseass, I'll understand. Lord knows my ex-wife and numerous ex-girlfriends already have. But if you can read between the lines then you should already know that I think you're someone special. If I were ever to purchase a plane ticket to fly across the pond, it would be solely to meet you. Fuck the tour of Winchester Cathedral; fuck Buckingham Palace. I wouldn't care if you lived in a refrigerator box in the London Underground. Just give me the stop, because I'd be there.

Hopefully this unabashed declaration of love will be the new talk of the town, therefore drowning out all the negativity from the recent banishments. The internet is big, but VideoSift is a Peyton Place.

Like I said, you're the bees knees. And bees are the shit.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
*afterthought* ...I'm the only British chick



written by kronosposeidon  | 5 hours 36 minutes 55 seconds ago | CH
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Girl beats dude in wrestling. I kid you not.
^I think it went down fair and square, no fakitude involved. Too many people in the gallery, i.e., the witnesses, played it straight. There aren't that many teens who could have played it as convincingly as they did.

I've seen guys taken down by dudes 50% smaller than them. So have most people who haven't live a sheltered life. So why can't a woman do the same? Seriously. I see your point, chilaxe, but to me it simply doesn't hold water. I mean no insult whatsoever, but I think you're underestimating this young lady's ability, or overestimating the acting talent of the crowd, or both.

Again, no offense. Just one man's humble opinion.


written by kronosposeidon  | 6 hours 8 minutes 20 seconds ago | CH
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Weird Vaguely Racist British Commercial - Kia Ora
VAGUELY racist!? Once that crow started playing basketball with the sun, it went beyond 'vaguely' to me.

And yet at the same time I laughed. Does that make me vaguely racist? Oh God.


written by kronosposeidon  | 7 hours 8 minutes 5 seconds ago | CH
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Girl beats dude in wrestling. I kid you not.
^So THAT'S how blankfist got pregnant!


written by kronosposeidon  | 7 hours 28 minutes 44 seconds ago | CH
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alien_concept (Member Profile)
How have you been? Have you gotten your diploma/degree yet? (Forgive my ignorance. I'm not sure what you are studying for translates to in American academics.) You know you're still my favorite British chick here. I still don't like it even when gay dudes start talking to you, though I'm sure you've already proposed marriage to other mansifters by now. Probably number 487 already.

Oh well; I'm still glad I could be in the first dozen. Or two.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Thanks mate, great memory! Loved it

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If memory serves me, you are fond of buskers. Therefore you might like this, because it's also British:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guitar-machine-street-performer



written by kronosposeidon  | 7 hours 30 minutes 39 seconds ago | CH
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MST3K: Plan Nine from Outer Space!
Wait a tic; I'M C. Hamilton Thunderpenis. Esquire.


written by kronosposeidon  | 7 hours 50 minutes 23 seconds ago | CH
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Eklek (Member Profile)
When I saw this I immediately thought of your "Live Arts" playlist:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guitar-machine-street-performer


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 hours 5 minutes 55 seconds ago | CH
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Guitar machine street performer.
Love that retro *engineering.


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 hours 9 minutes 11 seconds ago | CH
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Musical Comedy Will Ferrel Jack Black Os
To be fair, for a 63 yr.old woman, Helen Mirren does look pretty damn good.


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 hours 11 minutes 2 seconds ago | CH
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Goldfish Funeral
carrot


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 hours 41 minutes 55 seconds ago | CH
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Minilogue - "Animals"
cabbage


written by kronosposeidon  | 8 hours 47 minutes 4 seconds ago | CH
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Rick Mercer Report: GO VOTE!
You vote in Canada? I thought the Queen of England was your boss.


written by kronosposeidon  | 9 hours 25 minutes 25 seconds ago | CH
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Wedding Ring Exchange FAIL (0:44)
>> ^Payback:
>> ^deedub81:
How much do you care?

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I could care less whether it's fake or not. It's fucking funny.




That mistake grinds my tuna as well. I especially hate when people get into an accident say the cop was going to charge them with "driving with undue care and attention" which means they were TOO FUCKING CAREFUL. It's "driving withOUT DUE care and attention", ffs.


Don't you have some papers to grade?








written by kronosposeidon  | 9 hours 42 minutes 16 seconds ago | CH
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dotdude (Member Profile)
Here's some more life-altering information:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Pepe-Deluxe-Pussy-Cat-Rock#comment-542966

Just making sure my karma reserves never get low.


written by kronosposeidon  | 9 hours 44 minutes 55 seconds ago | CH
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Pepe Deluxe: Mischief Of Cloud 6
This player is EXTREMELY slow to load for me. Here's the YouTube version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIsXkOETBg


written by kronosposeidon  | 9 hours 46 minutes 22 seconds ago | CH
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